funnyandhilarious:

Reece was the true hero of this show »

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.




guy:

bagmilk:

7 year olds are fucking assholes

i can’t believe so many kids are starting anal at such a young age

(Source: heteroh)




tonythehumanboy:

missycvnt:

tell me what’s next, alien sexx

I feel this needs to be a tee or atleast a pair of boxers?

destinyandcoins:

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

a-ckleholic:

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

Jensen Ackles’s face perfectly fits the golden ratio mask of perfect facial proportions and symmetry.

Well.. yeah.. because he’s perfect. What did you expect? A flaw? 

HE IS WHO DA VINCI WAS SEARCHING FOR!!!!!!

This is why when you combine his face with anyone’s on facemorph.com that person instantly becomes 10x more attractive.